It could have been titled “The 300 best Tinder openers”.
The Book of Deviant Quotes is a free collection of hundreds of
absurd, shocking and interesting quotes on topics such as sex,
money, the Universe, and God.
So you need convincing to get a free ebook? Really?!
There are a lot of quiet little grandmas with vivid memories of being young and beautiful and fucking lots of dudes.
The longer you stay single, the more they fuck your future wife.
My wife has a tattoo of a shell on the inside of her legs, and if you put your ear against it, you can smell the sea.
Gay sex is literally twice as manly as straight sex.
You know those Sex Houses, the little wooden houses with the hole for your dick that people hang in trees? Apparently those are for birds.
The rule for men should be: don't say anything to a woman on the street that you wouldn't want a man saying to you in prison.
Woke my girlfriend with oral sex this morning. She said "phtop it".
My doctor wrote me a prescription for dailysex, but my girlfriend insists it says dyslexia.
Viagra shipments stolen. Police are looking for a gang of hardened criminals.
❝ God loves you unconditionally. But only under certain conditions. ❠
❝ Am I a good person? No. But do I try to be better every day? Also no. ❠
❝ If you see a woman crying, ask if it's because of her haircut. ❠
❝ Don't you hate when you offer help and the other person says yes? ❠
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Discover what sort of weirdo created this ignominy of a book
Hi, I’m Markus and I wrote The Book of Deviant Quotes.
I made it free because well, I didn’t even really write this thing myself after all. Sorry if it’s not free on Kindle, Amazon doesn’t even let you publish a free ebook.
Other than this, I make music for videos for a living and I’m fond of a cool thing called Ethereum.
Cheers!
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